Ebay Auction Goofiness

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www.ebay.com/itm/G-I-Joe-Toys-R-Us-exclusive-Cobra-APC-with-several-B-A-T-s-BATS-/110904557415?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item19d26d3f67

Hi there. This is an auction for the 2004 Toys R Us exclusive Cobra BAT APC with 12 Battle Android Troopers. The figures are from the Valor Vs Venom and DTC eras of Joe. The APC comes with 4 gold missiles and 3 gun emplacements, so I believe it is complete. The BATS have a lot of accessories, but I am sure they are not complete. Due to safety issues, these are recommended for ages 16 and up.

Gotta be old enough to drive the APC, I guess.

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Not a goof, I like how the figure with the burnt face (Movie CC?) is there. Make Snake-Eyes look like a wuss for covering his face.

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Reminds me of Spawn

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Aren't goofs, maybe goofy.

Destro can't help but aim the guns at Serpentor.


Law is an army builder


I just like this shot...

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Years and years ago, some seller had take any figures they could find and customized them into Cobra troopers of sorts. I wonder if these weren't from that same source. Small world?

HUGE GI JOE LOT Figures Vehicles Weapons Mail-in Cobra Commander Custom Lanard
Joes vs Cobra: Undercover Joes steal back warhead/dead






Why include a Vamp, Flagg fuel trailer (which would sell well on its own) and two RAMs? Some story about undercover joes.

There's two dead guys in the trailer, guess their custom paint didn't hold up.

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This isn't really goofy. More like fucking stupid.
$12.99 bin +$6 shipping

www.ebay.com/itm/G-I-Joe-Series-5-Zartans-Sister-Zarana-Action-Figure-Loose-1986-/390558590689?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item5aef1b26e1

Been window shopping for cheap Zaranas. Want to make a movie version with short hair, and possibly a DIC version with green shirt.

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Ok, this one's kinda funny.
www.ebay.com/itm/GI-Joe-Zartan-and-the-Dreadnoks-Lot-/130865744100?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item1e7834c8e4

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I ain't trying to say she's a broke figure, but I don't see any high bidders.

A Star Wars one...

Custom "Kicking It at home" Obi-Wan Kenobi Vintage 1979 Star Wars 12" Figure

spectacular custom of Obi-Wan kicking it at home, straight up RELAXED. This custom of Obi Wan features a Too Tight turtle neck sweater, pair of Cords, and is straight shoeless... This is a perfect image of relaxation... He sits, smokes his space pipe, and straight up pontificates about the force by a corrilian fireplace!

Note To all: PRS did not really make this... they just found this figure at a thrift store...looking exactly the way it does...and it was a beautiful moment...now, someone else must share in this moment, for the low...ubber low... starting price of .99 cents.

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"I'm showing off my diorama to make my goofy custom vehicle look cooler."

Awesome Tiger force custom APC. This APC is one-of-a-kind and you will not see it's like on eBay ever again. None of the figures, diorama parts or anything in the background are included only the APC. Don't let this one get away are you will regret it.

Tank treads and the AWE Striker cannon...

Cobra Commander's pope mobile


Or the Stun and Stinger's love child.

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LBC's



Beach-Night, Falco-Spirit-Country, Crimson Astro-Viper, Night Ops Cobra Commander (not an LBC), Fragcase and Flazooka.

The Falcon one sort of works, except those boots.

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Headhunter Stormtrooper is a patriot!





"My son has hundreds of Joes and I just picked some that resembled the pictures from the box. Figures are 3 3/4" tall."

So Headhunter Stormie is Snake-Eyes's stand in?

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I assume she gave it a crappy title, as well? She only matched two correctly, I wonder what it goes for?
The Headhunter and Sky Patrol fig would sell good on their own merit, not sure in a mislabled auction. Could be a steal.

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Almost, she did put Stars and Stripes in the title at least.

www.ebay.com/itm/1990s-GI-JOE-3-3-4-Action-Figures-Set-8-ARMY-MEN-w-Stars-Stripes-/151048133494?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item232b2b9b76

NOTE* I have the original outer box, but I will not mail it with the set unless you would be willing to pay extra postage costs. I figure because the set does not have all the original pieces, there would be no need to have the box unless you would like it for the information that is written on it.

Yeah, I mean, who'd want the box?

Custom Oktober Guard vehicle...ick...



Same seller, Cobra Commander mutated...



Dreadnok truck



Air boat

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I'd think the Lynx turret is worth more than that nasty October Guard Vehicle.
I've seen that Dreadnok Dodge before. This guy needs more practice before he should be shilling his stuff on ebay. The boat and truck look OK, but not impressive.

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He may have stuff up at Joe Customs. I think I've seen some of it before. Or maybe it was ebay, he sells that Cobra pope mobile.